"The truth is that there is no terror untempered by some great moral idea."

Alright, I'm going to have to paint a picture for you. Imagine that you're at the movies and you're walking down the hall to your theater. One of your friends, rather rudely, announces that he has to go to the bathroom and continues to do just that. To avoid confusion created in the darkness of the theater, you wait for him. As you and your other friends make conversation, your eyes glance towards something on the wall. It's a promotion for something. Your eyes well up with terror when your brain processes this image:

Now that you have processesd that information, you try to figure out who's to blame for your terror. Was it Mr. and Mrs. Wayans who decided to have way too many children? Is it Hollywood? Was it your friend, Sean, who decided to go to the bathroom? Well, they are all to blame but, there is one main problem with the Hollywood system. Many ask the question "Why do they keep making these movies?" Well, the answer is simple. Have you seen the trailers for "films" such as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Superhero Movie, etc? I would link them but, you know. The trailers give the impression that these films are made for a relatively low production value. So, if the studios put these movies into theaters on a slow weekend, they make a quick buck off of bored, braindead moviegoers. Since the scripts take little creativity and effort, they can churn them out rather frequently. Meanwhile, filmmakers like Guillermo Del Toro are having problems getting financial backing for films that sound really fucking awesome (Such as Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness adaption.) In case you couldn't guess, I'm really not looking forward to Dance Flick.

P.S. And as for the "Funniest Dance Movie of All Time" tagline, well, from the looks of it, the ending to They Shoot Horses, Don't They? is going to be funnier than this unfortunate pile of celluloid.